consideredcrazed:

im floating around as dirk on msparp

you’ll know its me if roxy sendificated my some vodka

my headcanon is dirk gets hella depressed and truthful and just sad and apologetic when hes drunk like ‘omg you hate me dont you im so sorry ahhhh’

wow i havent run into anyone except a alpha!dave and a trickster!jake

i like regular jakes. i like fluffy jakes

be my dirkjake

salmonking:

adelbabe:

Hoodiestuck? *love*

My love of late 90s fashion articles knows no bounds.

consideredcrazed:

Endles (c) trivalbadassery.tumblr.com <==Amazing person. Jack is awesome.

Pleiad (c) me

dirkjake for the queen of dirkjake

skaia:

so i promised alice (cissie) this a rlly long time ago and im kinda following through because she drew me striders im sorry im lazy hun

The both of you sit, legs crossed and facing each other on Dirk’s floor.

Your hands absently run over the hard wood of his floor and you look up to find him playing with his hands in a manner that’s almost nervous. 

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zengi:

aGH

pocketequius:

princessofkokoros:

The homestuck anime is thorough proof that the fandom wont die after the comic ends

The fandom has achieved God Tier. We will not die unless it is just or heroic. Which it NEVER WILL BE.

pyrokineticfeathers:

YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING SOLLUX TRYING TO SAY THE WORD

SYNTHESIZER

mozarelli:

who do you think i am?

• YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
• ▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
• ▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."